- Josh Cribbs might be the best athlete in the worst situation. The Cleveland Browns have an epidemic of losing going on, but Cribbs might be the only player worth a darn on that entire team. He is the most electric kick returner in the league as seen here: http://www.nfl.com/gamecenter/2009101805/2009/REG6/browns@steelers#tab:watch. He also ran the ball 6 times in this game as they apparently were looking for some kind of spark. He also threw a sure touchdown pass to Chansi Stuckey who is now realizes that they really do put butter in the stick ‘em jars in Cleveland. Ten bucks Cribbs gets traded by Week 8. Any takers.
-Dear Tom Brady,
I apologize for the placing you in the the ‘Can of Worms’ category this week in my post. Really I was just trying to light a fire under your ass. You know I love you and after that fifth touchdown you just threw in the second quarter I will never right another negative post on you ever again. I was just looking for some material and I am still your biggest fan. Thank god I don’t have to play against you in any of my leagues. Congratulations on your record-breaking performance, that’s pretty amazing my man. Guess who’s getting crazy prego super model sex tonight!
Sincerely,
The Fantasy Guy
- Great Wide Receiver Day. Marques Colston, Randy Moss, Wes Welker, Larry Fitzgerald, Andre Johnson, Chad Ochocinco, Donald Driver, Mike Sims-Walker, Sidney Rice, Dwayne Bowe, Hines Ward, Santonio Holmes all had big games. The stars are out this week. It’s fun to have big weeks like this.
- My sleeper pick out of nowhere is killing it. Zach Miller has 5 catches for 131 yards and a TD. How’s that for Sleeper Special. JaMarcus Russell still sucks, but my boy Miller is really pulling me through. I wanted to think deep into this one and grab somebody who nobody was thinking about. Thank you Zach.
- The New Orleans Saints have got to be the sickest team. I would love to see a Saints/Vikings match up in the playoffs. They made the Giants look like the Raiders and their defense is worthy. Pierre Thomas owners, beware of Mike Bell though. He’s a tougher back and he’s getting the goal-line looks. Drew Breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!
- Ummm, didn’t I say that I wouldn’t give the Redskins any more looks because I hate their team. Well, I must say that I was trying to give them a third and fourth shot by saying Jason Campbell will have a big week. A dude in one of my leagues sat Brett Favre in favor of Jason Campbell, ha! You are just as sorry as JaMarcus Russell. If you don’t have a win, go play the ‘Skins. There is some good news here though. Last time Todd Collins filled in Santana Moss had his best season.
- 52-0 now, 6 TDS, three to Moss. Brady is back!
- It’s good to see Matt Schaub killing it this year. I drafted him in every draft and I think all 1,256 mock drafts I did as well. Steve Slaton had a pretty sick catch and run as well, but he’s gotta quit fumbling. It’s taking away from his garbage points which were given to Chris Brown. Anyways, their schedule looks pretty nice the rest of the way so get a Texan on your team before your leagues trade deadline. The Bengals definitely have a legit defense, but it doesn’t seem to bother the Houston offense. They’ll score on anybody.
